PATD II

[Tandara]

Hot buttered Rum thanks Ran!

Tandara walks over to Sindatur with some super glue...

Well I read the tube and I'd doesn't mention feathers but turn around and let me see if it works on an owl's butt!

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

[sindatur]

Thanks Tan. Did anybody notice the MRI skulking around the Christmas tree a minute ago??

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Sindatur - The Grey owl Wizzard

[Cosmic]

"Now hold on a sec, Owl...I never called you a chicken. I was just suggesting that you might be substituted for one...hehe."

Cosmic ponders the bird's dilema.

"Hmmm...I have a roll of duct tape, think that will help? Or perhaps a hot glue gun..."

Out of the corner of her eye, she spots Valen making a mad dash for the Christmas tree.

"Son of a...How did he get loose??!"

She makes her own mad dash to head him off, but is only able to get there in time to grab him by the foot. As he wriggles free and slips through the vortex, Cosmic is left standing there holding his shoe and sock.

"PEEEEEEUUUUUUUWWWWW! When was the last time Valen washed his feet??"



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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!

[Nommy]

Nomad steps out of the Hot tub and pulls a can of spray used at bowling alleys out. H takes the shoe from CT and sprays it. He then sprays it with real smelling evergreeen stink.

'OK....since the triluiminary is gone , for now, we shall sustitute it with this "other ornament".

Nomad puts the shoe on the tree.

[Tandara]

ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

I'd suggest we put my special *ornament* on the tree, after all it does light up when turned on,but Valen seems to have taken it with him.

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"Kinky is using a feather ? Perverted is using the whole chicken"

[ProfCrash]

PC landed on a weird planet. The mountains where purple, the water green, and the air orange.

"Did I just land in a Dr. Seuss book?"

Just then PC witnessed a weird looking character go running by.

"This is interesting..."

[MerleZ]

Commentary: Is Crash referring to Valen when she reports a "weird looking character"? Or is this strange new world peopled by even stranger beings?

[MerleZ]

Hey, it was just a question!

Meanwhile, some music was coming from the vortex: <a href=http://www.thescifivine.com/~Merle_Zelazny/plumfary.mid>listen here.</a>



[This message has been edited by MerleZ (edited December 21, 2000).]

[ProfCrash]

Spying Valen infactuated with the Wood Nymph, PC giggles "He is sooo easy to fool."

After checking to see that the real triluminary was still safe in her pocket, PC jumped into the chocolate raft she made and floated down the root beer river (she had tasted it when she arrived)

[Cosmic]

Commentary #2:
We've certainly reached a new level of absurdity here....I'm impressed!

And I'm with you Merle. I thought PC was talking about Valen when she mentioned "strange"...LOL! How's your shoeless foot doing Valen?

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We live for the One, we die for the One...yeah, right!